Make the right choice

What to do when you drop your birth control pill, it rolls behind the toilet, and you have to make the determination of which is worse: eating something that’s been behind the toilet (and you know when the last time that floor was mopped – or maybe you don’t, which is the problem) or running the risk of having a fourth child.

This is one of the few decisions in life that is best made quickly and without much thought.  Just make the right choice.